The World Needs More Rocks
Wouldn’t you agree?
When I look around, I see a few rocks here and there, but I feel that there could be more.
It’s my mission to see to it that there are more rocks in the world. I’ve resolved to make this happen however I can. I have a few tricks up my sleeve, and I’m working really hard at developing a few new strategies that will ultimately let me introduce more rocks to the world; so the next time you go out and take a look around, see if you don’t notice there are more rocks than usual.
I’d like to welcome comments if you’ve noticed more rocks. They could well be the ones I put there. Please let me know.
February 7th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
I saw one and brought it home. I put it on my mantel. Everyone who comes over says they like it.
I’m going out to find some more!
February 12th, 2007 at 12:47 am
I have thousands of rocks that I convert into Alien Opals, the best of all human altered rocks.
Soon, the whole world will be able to buy these unusually unique pieces of art. They have helped hundreds of people on this speck of rock dust, Earth, to enjoy themselves while stimulating neural circuits and awaken visual pleasures that were not possible prior to the creation of lasers.
March 6th, 2010 at 6:22 pm
So you paint with lasers? I hope I can find a rock that makes me feel sublime.